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Comments about Nike Houston Astros Authentic Collection Dri-FIT Training Short:
So let me tell you about these shorts. When ordering them I thought nothing more than I would be supporting one of my favorite teams but I was wrong. These shorts have done more for me than any other peice of clothing in my life, when they arrived I opened the package and light shot forth with a choir of angels singing. At first I was stuck in shock and awe at the astonishing shorts I had received but there was so much more and I would soon learn that. As I put them on I could feel my self dawn the powers of a true MLB player. Like in space jam it was almost like I had stolen the power to play from a real baseball player. I went for a run and on my outing no one could take their eyes off me. Men, women, children were all in awe of my presence as these magnificent shorts pushed me to victory. As the stunned on lookers began to follow their new god of shorts I knew this was true bliss. I quickly went to the nearest batting cage and began to show my exceptional skills. Simply by tapping balls I could get them to leave earths orbit and in to outer space. I was beyond what others had taken years of training and practice to do. I returned home and with only an iron will that these shorts could provide made 52 pounds of bacon and ate it all while drinking 68 beers. I would like to stress here that it was not one at a time I was able to do it all in the same instance. With my hunger and thirst taken care of I decided I wouuld go to bed. Just before I made my way to sleep there was a knock on the door. It was non other than Babe Ruth back from the dead. Apparently god had let him rise for one more day so he could bestow on me the title of the greatest base ball player in the world. After that I closed my door and went to bed. All in all I would say that buying these shorts will change your life in only positive ways. 11/10 would buy another pair but one man should only be so god like.